So I asked this girl out today.
She said yes.
japonies: you know one day everyone’s gonna stop blogging and we’re never gonna hear from each other again and we’ll slowly forget about each other and it’ll be like this period of time never existed
Today in chemistry,
I wrote five chem haikus on the lab table I was at and I really hope someone appreciated my work. 3) physical changes some things are just too easy just like, uh, your mom
WHY YOU DON’T LET ME GIVE YOU
you look nice today then again how could you not after all, you’re here
sorry excuse me
but what the fuck is radiohead doing on saturday night life right now not like why are they there i mean what the fuck is the singer doing behind keyboard does he know he’s in front of millions of people and he looks like a fucking walking seizure
Don't ever start a paper/speech/day
with a “saying” or a quote. Don’t use a funny catchphrase, or anything gay like that. Mainly just don’t be a faggot. If that’s hard just remember that you probably won’t graduate from college and have a successful life without having some spark of originality. Good luck.
Me: hey i'm home
Dad: hey about time
Me: yeah sorry i met up with a friend at tech
Dad: what'd y'all do?
Me: walked around and ate at her dorm
Dad: a girl?
Dad: do your homework
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I had a really great time this past evening
I met up with Mackenzie, whom I haven’t seen for at least a year and a half, and we hung out from 7:30 to about 10:45 and it was great. One of those nights where everything just clicks and you don’t give a shit about school or homework or worries. you’re just out in a parking lot sitting on the bumper of your truck, talking band to someone possibly more into it than you are. I...
My icon is from some Hark, a Vagrant comic.
The speech bubble above him said “I had fun once, it was AWFUL.” Thank you.
The internet is like, pretty great. →
I’m never going to get tired of this.